Spring is right around the corner, the beginning of the traditional "hot" time for selling a home. I've been out showing homes to
several different potential buyers in the last few weeks and have had the chance to get their honest impressions and assessments of the homes we are touring. It's information that home sellers who can't figure out why their house is sitting on the sidelines like a wallflower at the high school dance need to know.
Your new roof is not an upgrade. Neither is your new hot water heater or the laminate flooring you installed yourself. Buyers are funny - they expect that the home they purchase will have a functional barrier to keep out the rain, hot water for a shower and flooring that is hopefully younger than they are. The fact that these items have been recently replaced does not mean that the asking price for your home should be higher than the other 10 for sale in your subdivision.
Curb appeal matters. When your garden has more weeds than flowers and the shrubbery is so overgrown that we can't see the house, buyers are saying "Thanks, but we'll pass" without ever stepping foot through the door. It's very awkward to call your agent from in front of your house and tell them that we are canceling at the last minute because your house doesn't say Welcome Home.

Staging matters too. When you leave your home vacant, buyers have a hard time figuring out just what to do with some of those spaces. Is it an office or a bedroom? Where does the table go? Confused buyers don't buy. A professional home stager can mean the difference between listing and selling your home.

Most buyers don't want an allowance. They outgrew that once they got their first after school job. If you know that the carpet needs to be replaced, the dishwasher is broken and the garage door only rolls up halfway, please fix these items before trying to sell your house. We have appointments to see 7 other homes tomorrow that don't have any of these problems, all priced in the same range as yours.

Your paneling is ugly and your wallpaper is too. Nothing turns off a buyer faster than the thought of spending the first night in their new home stripping that floral wallpaper from the bathroom walls or pulling down the 1974 faux wood paneling in the den. If you think it's too expensive to remove and repaint, just wait until you get that first low offer from a buyer who thinks your house is a fixer-upper.
I know that you are anxious to sell quickly at the highest price possible. Accomplishing this means that you need an unbiased opinion about the condition of your home and what improvements might be needed to make it more appealing to today's buyers before you put it on the market. For an an honest assessment of the price and condition of your home and a recommended list of changes, contact your local, professional agent. In the New Orleans West Bank area, please feel free to contact me. Together, we can make those buyers ask you to dance!
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Hi Lisa,
If you had a button I would've dug this. Good advice. The way the outside of a house is kept is so crucial, it can attract or detract in a heartbeat.
Lisa~ I love how you lay it on the line and let us (and the sellers) know how you really feel!
I refer to the last minute cancellation as a "curb check".
Isn't that wallpaper and paneling the reason they want to sell?
Georgina, it's everywhere! And it's frustrating to hear these things from the buyers over and over.
Margaret, with so many homes to choose from, buyers here are looking for move in ready, not a check to cover having the broken dishwasher replaced.
Rebecca, thanks - this actually happened last week, where a buyer refused to go into a house he hated from the outside. Of course, if the agent had an picture on MLS we wouldn't have wasted our time :(
Lisa, that's me!
Amanda, "Curb check". I love that! And you are right, sellers don't want wallpaper and paneling in their new home, but expect buyers to fall head over heels for it in the home they are selling. It's an unreasonable expectation for the most part.
Great tips, Lisa! My favorite line in this post is: sitting on the sidelines like a wallflower at the high school dance need to know! SO true!
Lisa, Great tips for Sellers -- Love, this part...
Your new roof is not an upgrade. Neither is your new hot water heater or the laminate flooring you installed yourself. Buyers are funny - they expect that the home they purchase will have a functional barrier to keep out the rain, hot water for a shower and flooring that is hopefully younger than they are. The fact that these items have been recently replaced does not mean that the asking price for your home should be higher than the other 10 for sale in your subdivision.
Colleen, steal away!
Debe, some of these houses are becoming old maids they have been on the market so long :)
Judi, thanks. Lenn Harley actually said it best on another post - "It's not an upgrade, it's maintenance"
Lisa, Lenn said it Right!!! I remember reading that comment by her in another post.
::Imagine Aaron Neville's amazing voice::
Tell it like it is
I'm nothing to play with
Go and find yourself a toy
But I... tell it like it is
My time is too expensive and I'm not your little boy
It wastes valuable market time to put a house on the market that is not ready for prime time. You've been honest with what works and what does NOT. Time is money, its value cannot be underestimated.
Julie, sometimes a little tough love is in order :)
Elaine, true, true, true. The wallflowers are wilting while the new, fresh shipment is moving out the door.
Sandra, YES, homes here definitely still have paneling and wallpaper. In areas with little new construction, like mine, there are many homes on the market that just scream 1970-something in at least one room of the house.
Adam, thank you! I've been there, done that too. I actually pulled down sheetrock rather than removing the 30 year old foil wallpaper. BUT, I bought a fixer-upper. If I wanted move in ready, I would not have even looked at my house.
Brian, thanks for those kind words. The more property I've shown lately, the more I can see why some of these homes are still on the market while homes around them are selling. It's all about value.
Carole, that is exactly it - why choose a home that needs work when there are others in the SAME area, in the SAME price range that don't? And curb appeal? It's critical to getting those buyers through the door. The agent for the home we passed on said that the interior is very nice. I wouldn't know since the exterior turned off my buyers so much.
Mana, thank you! In 6 years I don't think I've seen wallpaper in a house that buyers didn't comment negatively on.
Breath of fresh air! Great post.
As spring is approaching....."curb appeal" will be a major focus for my projects. At this point...I am just trying to stress the importance of keeping the drives and sidewalks cleared for showings. You would think after investing in Staging...something as simple as snow removal would be second nature! Not the case in some instances.
Hi Lisa - all sellers and potential sellers should be required to read this. With CHOICES available to buyers today, it amazes me that many sellers just don't get what they have to do just to be shown, never mind actually CONSIDERED by potential buyers. Way to tell it like it is!!
Ann
Very nicely said. Sellers need to hear these things if they truely want to sell. Like Ann said above, with inventory being so high buyers are able to be picky...
Hi Lisa,
Nice post with great tips. With so much out there why buy something that you are going to have to put more money and work into when you can find something that is move in condition.
Joe, I'm good, but I'm no miracle worker :)
Gina, agents in the north have another set of obstacles with snow and ice. I have great admiration for those who can still get folks to buy in the dead of winter.
Jason, feel free to borrow anything you like my friend.
Ann, it's all about choices and when the buyers have so many, like they do today, an average house will lose out every time.
Kelly, you are so lucky to have someone else to give them the hard news!
Kim, and buyers ARE being picky.
Missy, thank you! Today's buyers are expecting value for their money. If it's not visible in the home, they move on to the next one.
Cindy, you got it. We have a ton of houses with paneling and it's second on the "we'll have to remove that" list of comments from buyers, right behind the wallpaper.
Sandra, you are lucky - many buyers here say "dated" as soon as they see the paneling.
Diane, I hope you tell your sellers that!
Christina, unfortunately, I agree with you. HGTV is not doing us any favors.
Pamela, share away - I'm happy to help.
Robert, feel free. If it's online, I would appreciate a link back.
Karl, thank you!
Trace, that's what the buyers are saying.
Shannon, LOL! As opposed to NOT having a roof on the house?
Eliese, yep, you're right.
Your first pointer is so spot-on, Lisa. One of the biggest misconceptions that a seller will have is that maintenance equates to additional value. A buyer is only looking for problems when it comes to the roof, plumbing, etc. They aren't going to pay you more than comps for maintenance. It's the pretty stuff that drives them wild. Of course the follow up to this is that a seller can't neglect said maintenance just because it doesn't ratchet up value. While such things may not beef up value considerably, they hit value hard when neglected. That's assuming the home sells at all. Very well done.
Hey, I wrote a normal comment! Hurray!
Dan, next is right. I spend a lot of time coaching my sellers on what is needed to make their house the best in their price range, but that doesn't mean that they will actually do the work. It often takes negative feedback from buyers before they see the light, but at that point the listing is growing stale.
Christine, thanks!
Tara, at least he realized that the price needed to reflect the condition :)
Paul, thanks for the normal comment, my friend! Your comment about ongoing maintenance is absolutely correct and ties perfectly to this. Will painting those dingy walls add value? No. But they will keep the buyers from walking to the next house that is fresh and clean. That's the value.
Mary Denise, I'm not sure exactly what information you are looking for here. If the street noise was only an issue for the buyer past a certain price point, I would think they were just looking for a way out.
Lori, there are an awful lot of under-loved houses right now, but I'm trying my best to find them all dates :)
Charles, for every buyer that is willing to walk into a home with an open mind about making changes to suit their own taste, there are 5 that want move in ready, down to the paint color. Can I help them see the potential in a home? Absolutely, but that doesn't change their mind if they don't WANT to do any of those things.
Lisa,
It seems to be the perennial challenge to get a seller to think neutral when putting a house on the market. A seller's personal taste often clashes big time with how a home should be presented to the prospective buyer and that's where a professional agent come into the picture with ideas.
Timely post Lisa. What part of "you don't get a second chance to make a great first impression" do sellers not understand?
Home stagers are my new best friends - what ever did we do without them?
. A professional home stager can mean the difference between listing and selling your home
Oh, bless your little cotton pickin heart.
Can I use this please????
Really great analogies - may help some (Realtors) shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get it here - in Central MN.
Rick, I hope so!
Joe, LOL - now that is funny. I'm scared to ask how old the house was.
Michael, thank you for stopping in.
Kim, I just found a stager an AR who will work in my area. I can't wait to get to use her.
Chelle, it's a little tongue-in-cheek, but haven't you ever been in someone's house that was just flat out ugly? There is only so much cleaning, decluttering and staging can accomplish. They cannot get rid of paneling and wallpaper unless the seller is willing to spend the time/money to do it.
Lisa: I LOVE your post. Not only did it make me laugh, but it was so true. Everything. I'm bookmarking it. May I have your permission to include it in my monthly newsletter - fully credited to you (with a link) of course? You obviously know what you are talking about and know what it takes to get a home sold. I hope your clients are listening to you. They'd be smart if they did
Thank you for being a FOS (Friend of Staging).
Hi Lisa,
Your post is hilarious! My favorite is your opening - the roof is not an upgrade, neither is the hot water furnace! Like FOS above me here, I'm bookmarking it and I'd like to include it as an article on my site with your full permission of course.
Thanks for making me laugh.
Kelly, sometimes I really need a bad guy!
Craig, exactly, and thanks for coming by :)
Michelle, feel free to send me some link love (and the newsletter too)!
Jessica, oooohh, I'm giddy...more link love and newsletters. Of course you can use it and thanks for asking :)
Lisa, I love your blog. And I would also like to include it in my material with you identified and linked (with your permission, of course)
I am still laughing Thanks!
Lisa - We've had success giving credit for exterior and carpeting only. Most buyers up here want to make their own choices. Interior paint if needed is a must. Isn't that paneling nice? And that faux rock they used back in the '70's around fireplaces?
Nice piece, this one.
cheers
Leslie, you are also welcome to link away. Glad I could bring a smile :)
Gary, LOL - faux rock indeed - it matches the popcorn or swirl ceiling finishes, of course.
Yvonne, I LOVE that analogy. I want all of my listings to be Dancing Queens!
Karen, you are quite welcome - we all need to work together to get through this little rough patch in the market.
Denise, you're welcome and thanks for stopping in!
Neal, no cover ups allowed! It all comes out in inspections anyway, right?
Some home sellers just don't get it. They think that just because they have made some improvements to their house,their house is going to sell in record time. Yet when you told them to invest in the services of a professional stager,they don't have the money for it. How do you expect to sell your house when you are not making it appealing to qualified buyers in a buyers market who have more houses to choose from,including the new home developments that are offering like $10,00 or even more in closing cost assistance,granite tops,stainless steel appliances,a trip to Bahamas and a brand new car. How can you compete with that? Today's buyers are very educated and picky. And that makes it even hard to try and get anyone to even put in an offer on their house if they don't make the house marketable before the house is even put on the market. I just don't get it with some sellers. Great post.
Lisa,
I just spent a week trying to talk my mom out of wallpapering her bedroom again (complete with a border no less.) I had absolutely no luck.
I guess when the day comes that we need to sell I'll be stripping God knows how many layers of wallpaper off. It seems to make her happy though.
Lisa,
This is tough love, but man does the market need it right now. Great share.
All the best,
Audrey
Lisa - Humorous and to the point at the same time! If home sellers don't hear this, I'm not sure what will get them moving.
I'd also like permission to link.
Jackie
Lisa,
As a professional stager I was so happy to see that you recognize the value of our service and endorse it! I wish all agents shared your foresight, but the ones who do are the ones whose listings are SELLING! Thanks for a great post.
Terrylynn, I can't speak for everyone, of course, but the buyers I have been working with are being very picky. They do not want to have to paint, change flooring, or, EGADS! renovate a bath or kitchen. Sellers need to be sure the comps used to price their property are actually comparable in condition, not just location and size.
Dawna, I have a listing now that has the most fabulous paint job on the paneling - until you really look at it, you don't even know that it's paneling. This is the rare exception, though.
Lanre, tell me how you really feel! LOL - The competition is fierce and the sellers that understand that are the ones who will sell first.
Wayne, that's what I'm trying to do :)
Susan, as long as she is not selling, let mom be happy. The minute she makes the decision to sell, she should bow to your expertise! I firmly believe that how you live in a house and how you market a house are 2 completely different things.
Joseph, thank you. I like to laugh, can you tell??
Audrey, it is a form of tough love, isn't it? Because I'd LOVE to get them to a sale - they just need a little help.
Jackie, link away and thanks!
Maureen, I really appreciate what stagers can accomplish and I wish that all of my clients had the cash flow to use these services.
Kevin/Monica, glad I could bring a smile :)
Matthew, I know. Completely unreasonable expectations, huh? :)
Terrific post Lisa
One more thing, people please take down your Christmas lights after Christmas!
Ana, LOL! I haven't had to tell a seller that yet, but I know exactly what you mean.
Sharon, those picky buyers are going to eventually force the sellers who don't get to to, well, get it :)
Hi Lisa,
I wonder if the sellers reading this think.... 'she can't be talking about my house'??? LOL!! Great post, and hopefully it will help some sellers realize what they need to do!
Yolanda, sellers need to hear what the buyers are saying, even when it's not rosy news.
John, LOL! That's funny - it's amazing to me what sellers think are upgrades.
Diane, thanks.
Patrice, thank you - I had fun writing it :)
Diane T, I didn't think about that, but I'm sure that sellers are probably saying those exact words. Now, to convince them otherwise...
I wish this was a required document. We could give them the agency disclosure and this blog. Then have them acknowledge they understand what they are signing. Recently, I felt like I was speaking a different language than a home owner. Location, condition and price- they all have to be right for the house to sell.
Amy, wow, what a compliment! I understand what you are saying about the owners not getting it - everyone thinks their house is more special than ALLLLLL of the others in the neighborhood. 99.99% of the time it's not.
Julianna, in my opinion, an allowance is an acknowledgement that there is a shortcoming in the house. Just do the work!
Nicola, you are welcome. Thanks for stopping in and commenting!
Hi Lisa -
I was wondering if I might use this in my next e-mail newsletter to Realtors? I think it fabulous! I will give you credit of course.
So true -- and so hilarious! I just had a potential client ask me to add "new hot water heater" on the marketing materials for the home and I cringed. Now, if it was a tankless, that may add value, but like you said, buyers expect hot water in a home.
Thanks for the chuckle!
Kerry, isn't it funny the things that sellers think are value added items? I'm pretty sure that when they are looking at new homes, the age of the water heater is important to them as well since I'm sure they are fairly used to having a hot shower each day :)